Flaming Shit Bird

A creature that erupts out of ones ass leaving behind a fiery inferno of pain in the anus of the victim, the flaming shit bird appears to those who have had way to much spicy food.

Dude i just got attacked....
by what?
The flaming shit bird.

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flippin them birds

A phrase used to explain the process of selling cocaine for monetary means

"I'ma flip these birds and get this paper, Son!!!!

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yummie bird

A young man, usually in its late teens and early adulthood, in the early states of accepting his homosexual prefferences. Furthermore, a yummie bird must possess good looks. The absence of aestetic pleasing apperance may classify one as a troggle(antonyms), a troll in its early stages of adulthood.

That clerk is a yummie bird looking for some fast action.

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Bird box

When a man ejaculates in both of a woman’s eyes, making her vision impaired.

Cam was making love with Lindsey and gave her a bird box.

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Jolly Bird

A term used for friends that are ignoring your group text. Like little birds, checked out and singing happily on tree branches while the world spins by them and history is made. These people, the jolly birds of the group text are absent-mindedly living their (less interesting than the group text) lives while a plethora of useful and critical information passes through their grip as the group conversation moves into the future without them.

That Jolly Bird should've never been added to this group text in the first place, their input is irrelevant at this point!

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chicken bird

A Very stupid person

You're such a chicken bird.

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wow bird

An obsessive singer of praise.

Usually to be found in the presence of a celebrated or respected person, possibly of artistic merit, uttering sheer amazement in words of one syllable.

Wow bird: "Wow!"
Victim: "Thanks, but go away!"

Also: see www.deviantart.com/deviation/14434217/

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