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bum gardner

when some pony assed chump looks for some sly ass juicy ass to kiss

"check out that nick woodman kid felching that plumridge kid like hes a bum gardner or somin"

by tim gadd April 25, 2005


Indie Bums

Indie bums are people who base their lives around indie music eg. Oasis, Arctic Monkeys, Stone Roses Etc..
You will find that there are often more 'Indie' Boys than girls, this is because indie boys like to hang around town in music shops shouting about who knows more music than the next. Indie bums are like chavs in a way...being that they have their own set of words like amazing, Wicked, Cool Etc. The choice of clothing is tight jeans or "trendy" baggy jeans, Most love to wear jumpers - Stripey if possible. Footwear is mainly converse or some make of trainer that 'no one else has got. And finally the hair...always has to be long and look 'Messy' - Basically how Ian brown has his!

Indie Bum: Ohhh woww that gig was soo amazingg..

Indie Bums Friend: Wooww ino man how cool was it

Indie Bum: it was out of this world his hair was wicked, i im totally inspired.

by Indie_Lover January 18, 2007


bum joint

a waste of a sperm; pretty much has no purpose of existing.
often used in regards when talking about someone/something you dont like.

Damn that refs a bum joint.
My phone doesnt work man, what a bum joint

by Gpmoney November 12, 2006


bum sticks

Came from Pete's experiences with his butthole and random sticks

= Sticking any objects in the hole of one's anus, like a butt plug

Pete uses bum sticks

by moses June 06, 2004


hum-ba-da-bum-ba-da-bum-bum-bum

ow my finger hurts and weird liquid brown stuff is coming out of my ass and its burning like hell!

by Evil scum from the planet blobolopogus June 18, 2003


Bums Rush

While having anal sex you place a line of coke on there back with a blunt in hand as you are about to cum you sniff the line then light the blunt for the rush

See The Bod he loves the bums rush

by lemon and jaybone February 10, 2009


bum fluff

The pointless and inevitably very dusty crap plastered onto the walls of 'with it' peoples houses
Interoir designers say it is fashionable, I say it is a piece of shit

by The incredibly smelly jerry May 16, 2003