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When you load a large amount of dip up on one side of your jaw. Usually occurs when playing baseball
“Dude, I just loaded up a jaw burger and hit a home run 400 feet to dead center field.”
To eat a shlong in burger form🙃
Jay: wanna eat my shlong
Frankie: as long as it's a shlong burger
A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.
When you're getting head and you squirt ketchup and mustard onto their head, slap a bun on top and hold a bun to their chin, followed by repeatedly screaming "WHAT ARE YOU?!"
"You better not be planning on giving me a Ramsey's Perfect Burger!"
"Come on, it's just a little sauce and I'll get like a million views"
What you'll be doing for the rest of your life if you don't get absolutely perfect grades, according to some parents.
Me: I got a 99.99 on my rocket science exam!!!!!!
Mom: Guess you'll be flipping burgers now...
A 1-star hygiene rated dosser land. Full of 14 year olds with children and a packet of fake Richmond ciggarettes to “save eachother half” on.
“There’s the state on the Burger King Darlington dossers”
22nd of may is buy someone who has the name of a month a burger day.
“oh yeah it’s the 22nd of may, it’s buy someone with the name of a month a burger day”
“we better go buy April a burger”