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College of Mount Saint Vincent

A school in the Bronx with a 7 to 1 ratio of girls to guys. Nice for the guys, terrible for the girls. Most of the teachers are Russian and have terrible breath. The campus is small but sometimes pretty. The spellman cafeteria food is pretty terrible and the cooks are most likely ex-convicts. One of the cooks has missing teeth. The dorms are a decent size but it's way too small of a school. Pot is smelt everywhere on campus and everyone smokes. There are no frats, sororities or sports houses and besides drinking in dorms or going to winners, there is nothing to do. Nothing ever goes on. It is a division 3 school and the sports teams are really embarassing to watch to the point where you feel bad. Most of the people can't play sports for their life. The mascot is the dolphins and it's actually really frightening and doesn't even look like a dolphin. Some of the boys are attractive but don't go past 5'3 with the exception of some of the basketball players. There are pretty lame events that go on and they screw everyone over regarding finances. There are foreign exchange students in Seton and the fourth floor of spellman and it is ridiculous. Drinking takes place all the time and there are constant fire drills for no reason. They give a lot of money and the school is located in the nice area of the bronx, Riverdale, but it's still ridiculous. Nice people, okay school.

#msvproblems

I smell pot and there is nothing to do, I must be at the College of Mount Saint Vincent.

by EMESVEEPROBLEMS December 10, 2011

37πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Santa Rosa Junior College

Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.

Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.

Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.

Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!

by SRJCstudent December 23, 2010

35πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Boston College High School

Boston College High School (B.C. High) is by far the best and most prestigious private Jesuit preparatory school in the nation. The school is located in Dorchester, MA (a section of Boston) which overlooks Boston Harbor. It is near the Kennedy Library and University of Massachusetts. B.C. High was founded in 1863 and educates over 1500 all male students from grades seven through twelve. Tuition is quite high just like any other Catholic school, but many of the students receive scholarships and financial aid. Due to the schools priorities, students are not recruited based on their athletic abilities, but the football, basketball, baseball, swimming, hockey, golf, soccer, and track teams are amongst the best each season. The schools biggest rival is Catholic Memorial High School (CM). Located a few miles away in West Roxbury. B.C. High was ranked #10 in the nation for top sports programs, it was the only school in New England to be ranked. Students come from all over the state, some even from Rhode Island and New Hampshire to attend. However, the majority of the students come from the city of Boston. 99% of B.C. High graduates go on to attend a 4-year college. In Boston's magazine B.C. High was chosen as the number one high school for "Politicians in Training".

Boston College High School Alumnus- "You look like a B.C. High Guy"

BC High Student- "Yes sir, I play football"

BC High Alumnus- "Oh, Good. All that I ask is that you carry on tradition and continue to kick CM's ass in everything"

by KO AC October 10, 2009

143πŸ‘ 78πŸ‘Ž


St. Ignatius College Prep

Although there is an SICP in California, the "sicker" one is in Chicago, Illinois.

Sure, the students have a strict dress code, and could tell other Ignatians from a mile away just by what they're wearing, but that doesn't mean they're awful/cultish people. Do not mistake all Ignatians for dumb kids who get all of their cash from their parents. Sure, some are like that, but many get jobs over the summer to save money for their college funds, to buy Kanye West T-shirts and matching sunglasses, or to buy tickets to Lollapalooza; a weekend concert which takes place every year in the first week of August.
These kids are hard workers, and on top of that, have a good fashion sense.
(well, a lot of them do.)

HINT: you can tell an ignatian from others if they've visited/heard of at least 20 different neighborhoods in Chicago.

StudentFromOtherSchoolOnTrain (either at Lasalle, Union, or Ogilvie): who are they?
Student 2: let's see here... Birkenstocks, northface, more presentable than the average person... they must be an Ignatian.
StudentFromOtherSchoolOnTrain: an Ignatian?
Student 2: yes. a person who comes from St. Ignatius College Prep.

by know your definitions August 23, 2008

139πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Hunter College High School

A very smart school filled with happy students who are no different than students at other schools, just smarter. A selective school that lets students in at seventh grade instead of freshman year of high school, which gets rid of stress on parents, because they don't have to apply their child to high school. It is filled with many students who were unwilling at first, but now love the school. Also, there are around 240 students per grade.

I came to Hunter College High School unwillingly, but now I love it!

by <3HSHC<3 December 17, 2011

73πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


Hunter College High School

Hell personified, located at 71 E 94 St.

β€œPlease don’t let me go to Hunter College High School, mom.”

by SomeRandomGuy15 June 29, 2022


Agriculture and Science Early College

ASEC is also known as Gaysec, a school filled with an extremely diverse group of students that are stressed to the point of mental breakdowns every week and being sleep deprived. With a few decent teachers makes this school bearable, until you get to the college classes. This place is wild.

β€œDang did you see the bags under her eyes?”

β€œyeah bro she goes to the Agriculture and Science Early College”

by anon24601 November 6, 2019