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A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .
"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou
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A shower of fake cash at a strip club.
The girls thought he made it rain on them. When they went to the store with the fake cash they found out he went David Blane on them hoes.
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cutie hot funny dumb AND CUTE!!!!!!!!!!
im overly obsessed with david AKA MALO
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gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.
David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*
Such stupidity it's bellow all known things in the universe.
Man after I pulled that Walnut for a brain dumb, I commited an Erik Arthur David Zelder and went to jail for 10 years.
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Such a sexy strong man that gets all the men and eats them. and all the men especially Lucas Miller
Damn Andre David Vasile Higgins Do you always work out at the gym
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A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to badly managing a government or lying/ballshiting to the general public.
Person 1: Im good at maths
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said
Person 1: I can help you
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said
Person 1: I want the Best for society
Person 2: Thats what David Cameron said
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