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A person or generation of persons who are obsessed with any and all manner of technology and cannot separate themselves from their technology for more than the space of a second.
I'm trying to have a conversation with this guy, but this tech douche can't look me in the eyes because he's fixated on his phone
When someone acts like such a douchebag that it makes you emotionally and physically tired.
Example:
Person 1:"Hey do you want to hang out tonight?"
Person 2: "No, John was being such a douche today, and I'm too douched-out to go anywhere."
someone, usually male, who takes the act of being a douche to a whole new level; often someone who thinks he is cooler than someone else because of physical traits.
john: "i have amazing hair today, actually, i have amazing hair every day. unlike you, joe."
joe to carrie: "john is such an uber-douche."
A highly trained douche with history of fraudalant behavior and cowardly like attitude
That guy over there is a total douche skidoo, he can't get no ladies
When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.
"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"
The inflated cost of an item due to it being sold in a particularly affluent or corporate location.
That sandwich I bought at lunch was way overpriced.
Yeah, it's the douche tax from working downtown.
The kind of person who uses esoteric phrases not in common parlance who when questioned tells you to google them rather than explaining themselves.
Rather than tell the detective what he meant by someone being "washed" he instead told him to google it like the deflecting douche he was.