Lame Duck A'Lorange

When a particularly orange president loses an election toward his second term and can't admit that he's lost. Instead throwing a massive tantrum on twitter like the loser he is.

Donnny: "I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!"

Jeff, mocking him: "WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH"
- The Lame Duck A'Lorange in his natural habitat, being jeered by his natural predator: a voter who knows how to count.

Duck dick stew

Duck dick stew is an Asian delicacy consisting of wild duck penis, duck broth, and most commonly poatoes and vegetables. Typically it is cooked in a crock pot for 4 to 8 hours.
The duck dick can also be substituted for goose dick, coot dick, or other upland bird dick.
Depending on the number of servings desired, and suited to personal taste, the recipe calls for between 2 and 22 duck dicks per stew.

"Dude, how many duck dicks do you do when you do a duck dick stew?"

"I do 22 duck dicks when I do duck dick stew Dude, but something new i do is smoked duck dick too."

screaming duck child

a mythical creature with the head of a duck and body of a child who screams all the time except when eating dogs

person: are u free this weekend?
other person: nah im hunting for the screaming duck child

Duck Butter Slap

To apply duck butter to ones hand, and to slap a deserving person in the nose/mouth: see duck butter

My boss pissed me off so much, I had to give him a juicy duck butter slap across the face.

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mud duck

a redneck white girl that walks like a duckk and likes mudd!

my cousin is a pretty little mud duck.

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fuck lucky duck

a very lucky situation either in the past or presently happening.

Yesterday was so fuck lucky duck. There was a test that I totally forgot I had. I guessed on every one and got an A.

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Facebook lovey ducks

Typically two people who can't help but go weak at the knees at the site of each other and feel the need to clog up facebook with wall posts explaining how they are a perfect match and will never split. This relationship typically lasts 1 month or less.

Lover A: OMG!! I luv u!

Lover B: <3<3<3 i totally miss you!

Lover A: I'm sat next to you XD

Lover B: Oh yh, whatevs, still luv u

Lover A: Me too! :D

Facebook lovey ducks.

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