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Dylan is one of those wanna be country boys who drives "daddys" truck, clapped out and pulls an invisible trailer behind his 90s model shit box chevy (sometimes a newer one). Usually out of a small town in western North Carolina (preferably hickory, NC)
Listens to rap, wears his hat barly sitting on his head and wears pants and cowboy boots even if it's 100° F out. Talks about how he can pull pussy but really he pulls dick more than a gay guy can.
Again SWEARS HE'S COUNTRY BY THE GRACE OF GOD
And can have a RR (rolling royalty) crew stickwe on his back glass
Joe: You see Dylan over there?
Grant: Yea the dick head who drives the clapped out, imaginary trailer pulling truck. Yea i cant stand him he thinks hes better than everyone.
he is a bitch but also really nice sometimes and yes he will beat your ass in smash bros so dont even try to go against him also a complete dick sometimes but can be nice
Dylan is someone NOBODY likes. He is always being hated and bullied.
John: You see that guy over there
Jack: Yeah I hate him
John: Same idk why he just a dylan
Dylan is a REALLY stinky person, he is also fat. He will ask you out in 6th grade and you will reject him. Then he will make rumours that you best friend likes you(but she doesn’t).
Dylan: will you go out with me
You: no you b*@$&
Dylan is a sexy man who is ready for love, and also attractive. Dylan likes to joke around with people because he is funny. if you ever meet a Dylan its probable best to stick with him for a long long time.
Wow is that an angel. No, its Dylan
One of the most spedest kids in the world
-Have you met Dylan
-No but all Dylan’s are sped
awooga :heart_eyes:
omg is that dylan
yeah i think so
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