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Fat Panda

A male that believes he is the Alpha male, that all his conquests are his decision and due to this is becoming somewhat extinct.

To get by Fat Pandas will sleep with anything, any age and any race, causing conflict between their own kind, many are becoming deformed and disease ridden due to their low level standards and hygiene.

Fat Pandas Male activities leave a lot to be desired, you can usually spot them in bushes and trees around local play areas and schools, the black around the eyes adds to camouflage when camping out.

Hey did you see Jenny got Fat Panda'd on Friday night?

by yiddo8 March 31, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Femme

When a guy is so fat, his outie turns into an innie.

Gay male fat activist: "My recent fatphobic encounter was exemplary of how fat femme bodies especially are considered public property, to be commented on; we are imagined to be fat bc we are just not doing enough of the 'right' things; we are expected to want to not to be fat & constantly be laboring towards thinness."

Regular gay guy: "Urrr okay man, I still don't think I'm going out on a date with you. Good luck with your gender studies degree though!"

by conchpearls May 23, 2020

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat File

a fat person, that has very chubby disgusting fat legs, who cant walk, yet can wobble, and always says its hot out.

Hey Miljkela did you see that fat file fuck at the ice cream store, "yea his body is gross, and sweaty but i will ask him if i can suck off his mommy.

by James Thurmus July 1, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat head

(n.) Another word for a conceited, big-headed, or egotistical individual

Barbara- "Oh god, Carol. Will you stop flirting so shamelessly with our fat head boss?"

Carol- "Meh. Why not? Don't you remember what happened at the Christmas party last year? I got a raise"

Barbara- "You little tart. You ARE shameless! hahah"

Carol- "Oh shut up. You know all I did was be nice to the guy. You have such a dirty mind."

by bibliophile June 30, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


fat joe

fat person that works wit j-lo..wait wait..no no its jello yeah that right fat joe just cant get enought of it..

hey ma can u giv me those biscuts behind me? no fat joe get it urself..
ohh well i guess i gotta lean back lean back 2 git it
im the incredible!!

by xlex July 6, 2005

31๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


mentally fat

not physically being fat, but knowing that you would be fat because all you do is gobble down food.

Tina was mentally fat after her third plate of nachos.

by SARIE777777 March 13, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž