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What people who want to break up with their girlfriend or don't have a life do
Timmy: Uploads picture on snapchat of fortnite victory
Luke: Timmy fucking stop posting fortnite victories on snapchat, you fucking loser
refined crack cocaine to make me buy the goddamn astrojack skin instead of the travis scott skin, i hate myself and i will end my own life, as i do not own the fortnite travis scott skin. my friends have abondoned me, my girlfriend left me, my parents have disowned me and i have learnt that there is no god here other than the guy that made that one song that i only know about because of the fucking live event
2020
Alex: yooo this astrojack skin is fire, lets cop. travis scott is so mid how did they fuck that up that badly?
2023
Alex: i spent 30 fucking dollars on this shitass skin goddamnit i hate you epic games why did you make the astrojack the main part of the fortnite travis scott live event?
Yes, commit fortnite fall no glider, epic gamer moment. Go Commit Fortnite But Without Glider!
It is a very nice thing when your jacking and whacking your cock
Me: hey mom, want to watch some black midget furry fortnite porn?
Mom: yes honey I’ll be there in a second
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this is whenever someone finished beating their meat they say to their homies i got an epic fortnite victory royale
ayo guys i just got an epic fortnite victory royale
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Fortnite battle pass inside of my ass is a sentance used to describe your deep sadness. People often use it when it is a very sad situation and they are on the verge of tears.
"yea my homie died, i realy feel fortnite battlepass inside of my ass"
The most epic battle of all time
teacher: "Everyone run the fortnite kid is fighting with the quiet kid"
Historian 400 years later: " Fortnite kid vs quiet kid was the most intense battle of all time"
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