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Describing that you ARE related by someone who has the same Father, but he was NOT present in neither of you lives
Wecome from the same Father who didn't bother !
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He bent her over and stuck it in the second hole from the back of the neck...
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When you’re engaged in anal sex with a black BBW and she begins to twerk on your dick while still inside her.
Bro did that chick from the bar last night let you get a taste of the chocolate thunder from down under?
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When someone goes from «Brad Pitt to Brad Shit». Falling dramaticly down the social hierchy. Losing your job, wife, or getting in trouble when your on your all time high either socially or in an economic sense.
Dude did you hear that Kevin Hart won’t host the Oscars after all? “Yeah, he just went from Brad Pitt to Brad Shit. Poor guy.”
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Girls who like to show their booty a lot
Oh no no some girls from Harris academy Sutton like showing their booty
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Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.
I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo
Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work
I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole
You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend
Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya
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Oral-Domming
A fem-dom says to her partner if you cum to soon you will clean your self out of my pussy
Oral-Domming
Licking ones own cum from a woman's pussy because of premature ejaculation
Licking ones own cum from a pussy Fmod fem-dom oral-domming I came to soon so she made me lick her pussy clean of my own cum.
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