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a hellhole. full of sports teams who suck more dick than kristen possenal, who than get caught by the other teams with white shiit on their mouths, HEY! kinda like mr. gula.
All of our jocks are on steroids; & all have extremely tiny to no cock.
we have camels, chewbaccas christine gavin, pregnant whores, mentally challenged children who beat the fuck outta our football players, crack heads, crackwhores, illegal immigrants, & just plain old burnouts.
our test scores are lower than any other school, we hold the highest dropout & teen pregnancy rate than ANY OTHER SCHOOL IN MARYLAND! our teachers are pedophiles. & our vice principle is an alcoholic who hits on student's parents.
first day of school,in Lansdowne high school, ninth grade year,a guy & a girl meet; nine months later from that date
a new lansdowne crackbaby is born & the father, unknown.
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A school in northern VA whose students have a ridiculous rivalry with sister school Loudoun Valley.
The freshmen are disgusting, drama room-dwelling creatures.
The sophomores are young kids who think they are upperclassmen. Some of them like to do hard drugs like pot.
The juniors are a diverse group of stoners/japan nerds/athletes who hang out with sophomores or seniors.
The seniors are a friendly group where cliques are enormous and overlap in many places.
As in all places, Minecraft and Skyrim are known by most older students and are acceptable conversation starters.
A conversation of two upperclassmen males at Woodgrove High School:
"...So Minecraft!"
"Yeah, Minecraft. I used to play that game before Skyrim came out."
" I guess you could say Steve used to be fun... but then he took an arrow to the knee!"
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Turlock High School has been around since my grandpa in World War 1. The high school still has not changed since back in the...what? 1700's. I think my great great great great great great Grandma's Great Grandma's Grandma wrote on the bathroom stall and it is still there! There is no need to trash this school because it already looks like a big shithole. NEVER attend a football game there, it is a waste of money because they will lose. Unless you are interested in a good fight between all of their gang members or a strip tease from their cheerleaders.
Ben: When will Turlock High School burn down already?
Sara: The buildings look like they will fall any minute now.
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An all-girls catholic school in Manhattan that has the best reputation for an all-girls school in NY. In other words, half the senior class isn't pregnant and they have nice uniforms. Near St. Patrick's Cathedral.
I graduated from Cathedral High School last June.
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A school in the straight-edge town of Moraga, CA. Students are known to be active participants in a radical religous cult known as "Senior High Fellowship". The girls like to make up slang words such as "lame sauce" and "artard". These girls also abuse the word "super" by using it in every other sentence.
1) Campolindo High School is super. I can't wait to go to church group on Wednesday, but I'll be in big trouble because I haven't recruited enough people.
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A school filled with complete morons. Although there are a few exceptions, namely those in a Latin IV class who are not in band, which is filled with more morons.
Person 1: You go to Killingly High School?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I thought you did.
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The most athletic high school in the state of Georgia. They play up two divisions to give the little 2A guys a chance, and while playing up to 4A, they set a new state record of nine(9) state championships in one year. Chances are that if one goes to a different high school, he or she will wake up every morning wishing he or she will cross paths with a far superior human from Marist in the hope that the excellence wafting off the student's flesh will rub off on him or her.
Dude, I can't believe we go to St. Pius, those guys over at Marist High School are so much better than us.
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