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Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.
I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo
Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work
I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole
You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend
Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya
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After insulted a dumbshit usually replies with Because I'm a total bitch like that! And or Because I totally am that retarded Something likeee...
Because I'm a total/Because I totally
Kelly: You're a retarded annoying flirty obnoxious obsessive blonde that flirts non stop and makes everyone feel like crap
Riley: Because I'm TOTALLY a whore!!!
Kelly: Shut the fuck up, Riley!
Riley: Because I'm a total loud mouth!
I'm going to defeat you with the utmost originality and perfection.
Jon: Ramble Ramble Ramble, screw you guys, I'm going home.
Tal: Jon, I'm going to phalanx you Macedonian style.
Teacher: I'm not sure whether to send you to the principles office or give you commendation.
1 women hot
2 non binarys hot
3 men hot
4 everyone hot
5 I'm trans
6 i use neo pronouns when i feel a lil goofy
7 i like stranger things
8 among us
9 chocolate Hershey's kiss
10 peepee
Hey everyone welcome back to my YouTube today we are talking about top ten reasons why I'm gay!
A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.
X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.
Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out
Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!
dum da dum bup a doodly doo boopa ba beep, oh, OH, sorry. You're done with life, school, work, or whatever, for you to find this, that and u got nothin to do, ur disinterested in everything. (Go listen to Never Gonna Give You Up, Megalovania, or any other meme song until you like it unironically. Find the newest memes on Youtube or Tik Tok (if ur into that kind of thing). Make a new word on Urban Dictionary... :0 Watch Jacksepticeye play indie games. Watch Markiplier play 3 scary games. Watch Crankgameplays.... be an adorable goofball. You come up with possibilities. Buy that lil cute thing u found at the store. Get that scented candle. Talk to ur best friend. Hang out w them, if possible. Go on a bike ride. Watch some videos you never got around to. And that book w dust on it. The list goes on and on.)
im bored (I'm bored, I am bored, IM BORED, I. AM. BORED., i'm bored) and I have nothing to do. I'm gonna watch some gameplay