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Good job

The 2 most harmful words in the english language

- There are no 2 words more harmful in the english language than good job
- Sure, but were you rushing or were you dragging?

by Lildhansen March 4, 2018


Hand Job

When you take your hand and put it with the other and pray to God

”Have you given Jusus a Hand Job today, honey?”
Mom, what the fuck

by SuperSonnek November 28, 2020


Wallpaper Job

A psychological warfare tactic of attacking your opponents by creating media or memes made to look like your opponents hold some universally hated or easily defeatable opinion.

The tweet saying "pedophilia is just another sexual orientation," turned out to be a wallpaper job. Obama never tweeted that. Someone just photoshopped his name and avatar over whatever they wanted to pretend he said and of course qanon ran with it.

by JustBCoz September 28, 2020


Helicopter job

Involveds violently whipping your dick against a girls face for pleasure

Why have you got bruises on your face?....... I gave Tom a helicopter job xdxdxdx

by Wigglydick July 13, 2016


Prop Job

A Prop Job is a blowjob that's given or recieved while acting as a part of a theatrical or stage set. In other words, it is the result of being a prop while getting or giving a blowjob. Related to Hand Prop Job and Rim Prop Job .

They're performing Shakespeare's A Midsummers Night's Dream in the park tonight. Do you want to put on your crotchless gilly suit, crawl out into Puck's forest, and I'll give you a Prop Job during act three ?

by Masked Evader November 5, 2019


The Patience of Job

Used to describe a person who is extremely patient and resilient. It is not to be confused with "The patience of a saint," which is usually (but not always) associated with being a pushover.
The phrase comes from the character Job in the Bible, whom Satan practically used as his personal plaything. But his faith never faltered despite the numerous contrived misfortunes that plagued his life.

People who work in customer service or in educational settings must have the patience of Job if they can still function as people after so long.

by Someone who kinda exists October 31, 2021


Paint Job

When a man sticks his dick in red paint and begins to titty fuck a woman giving her chest a paint job

I gave Wyatt's sister a paint job last night!

by Rex Johnson 007 March 20, 2016