Random
Source Code

Jordan Curve Theorem

The Jordan curve theorem states that a non-self intersecting continuous loop in the plane(i.e. a Jordan Curve) divides the plane into an interior and exterior region.

To prove the theorem, we shall us proof by fucking obviousness. It's a closed loop, of course there's going to be an outside and inside. Humans have been making borders and fences for millenia and this still needs to be proven?? What am I supposed to say? It's so bloody obvious!
It's like trying to prove 1+1=2. Why the fuck is this even a theorem? Not even worth to be a Lemma or Corollary tbh. This trivial ass bitch.

"Yo man, you heard of Jordan Curve Theorem? How do I prove it for our upcoming exam", asked John, he was found dead, cut in 25 pieces, by the police after 4 days.

by geno singh March 12, 2024


jordan cooper

someone who looks exactly like ash stymest.

Hey, is that ash stymest?
Nah, it's just jordan cooper

by lolsatjordancooper June 12, 2011


Samantha Jordan

Soon.

Everyone: Samantha Jordan is happening soon.

by Bobcob112 December 21, 2019


jordan pevia

large foreheaded boy, with nigger hair

You got that Jordan Pevia head.

by bigtrumpet October 30, 2017


Larry Jordan

The best shooter yall ever seen. He can beat everyone if he wants to. Has the most game outta all AND he gets the most and finest Bitches, if he wants to he can bag ur mom. Bleron,Eude,Hamza,Bilal,Daniel can't guard him, anis either. If u tryna spit game with a gyal and u have no rizz... aks larry for advice.

''ayo i can't talk with girls... lemme call larry Jordan.''
''Game on the line, u need a three for the game. Who you want to take the last shot? Curry or La- I WANT LARRY JORDAN!!!!!!?''
-Lmk if ur legs are fightin, I'll go between. -Larry Jordan''

by Kevin Durant jaquavion the thi January 11, 2022


Jordan B D

A Male Ballerina that might be fruity

I know a boy who is a Jordan B D

by Brooooooo stop taking my names February 10, 2022


Pulled a Jordan

When you ask a girl that you know if she wants to go out with you and your friends to the pub under the guise of maybe setting her up with one of your friends. Which you aren't so sure if you clearly explained that to her at the start. Only to find out that she thought that you wanted to take her out on a date, and completey blows you and all your friends off because she found out that you in fact have a girlfriend.

Dude what happened to that girl. Oh she found out you had a girlfriend? Did you tell her? Yeah man you totally pulled a jordan.

by MosDawg February 3, 2007