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I Just Cracked My Nucks

When you crack your knuckles.

I Just Cracked my Nucks not my nuts

by Icrackedmynucks April 9, 2021


Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same

A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus

• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend

• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing

'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis

Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤

Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:

Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt

by bills friend January 21, 2023


Just Zip it

If you want to pay later for something you want today - “Just Zip it”. And pay for overtime instead with Zip.

“Just Zip it” when buying anything online or in store to make use of flexible payment plans. And stop yourself from drowning in credit card debt - “just Zip it” instead.

That’s it.

I’m done with Android and getting myself an iPhone today. Need one badly - will definitely Just Zip It!

by NameDork March 17, 2021


Just joints january

You have the whole month of January to smoke joints, no blunts, no bowls, no bongs, papers only

Hey man, i got a blunt ready to spark it, wanna hit?
Nah man, it’s just joints January

by PBE 69 January 6, 2022


Just a sec

The biggest lie ever told by Google

Google : just a sec

Time : Tf u mean

by How bored r u September 1, 2021


Just for the picture

When you show up at the last minute only to prove that you have been a part of it you are there "just for the picture"

When you show up at the last minute only to prove that you have been a part of it you are there "just for the picture"

They just showed up for the picture. Just to prove they've been a part of it.

by Aunt Hetty January 20, 2020


just assking for trouble

How someone of "conservative mind and superior morals" disapprovingly describes an excessively-butt-baring outfit that a young lady wants to wear to a social gathering of some kind, such as a dance, party, or school prom.

A lot of times when a middle-aged-or-older matron or neighborhood gramma cluckingly criticizes a teenage girl's somewhat-revealing gown as "just assking for trouble", one should seriously wonder if her real reason for objecting is that she is simply jealous that **she herself** no longer possesses a cute firm behind --- or maybe NEVER DID to begin with --- and therefore she is no longer "getting any" from the available hot hunks around town, and so she cannot stand to see a shapely younger filly gaily showing off her "merchandise" for all da raging-hormone-steeped youngblood-studs at da gathering to lust over.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018