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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.

Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!

by QuacksO July 9, 2018


Lick rape

Discovered from a silly show. A lesser of rapes. To be licked without consent. Undesired cunnilingus. Eating pussy without approval. Vile and disgusting but also a bit funny.

I had to lick rape the villagers by order of my commander. That was a relief for the victims.

by Lord Matt sir October 2, 2022


Lick my Lahooga

Rooted in the saying “suck my dick”, the Lahooga is a higher form of a dick, pulsating radiation, and usually garnering reactions akin to seeing a biblically accurate angel.

Person 1: “hey man you’re fat as fuck.”

person 2: “Lick my Lahooga”

Person 1: *dies on the spot*

by Crammedlamb68 October 4, 2024


Poseyese Lick

When Posey sees toes that she likes so the licks them dry.

Posey really does those Poseyese Licks. Have you seen her do a Goombap or Goomboop?

by Goomba420 February 14, 2023


Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 18, 2022


"Licked" an online post or message

Licking is Similar to "liking" an online post or message but 4.5 times more powerful.

Licks, not likes!

"Licked" an online post or message

"Licked"
I would like 3 cases of lone star light please.

Once this message has been licked it recieves 4.5x the power of some lameass who simply "likes" a message.

by Big E Licks not likes December 29, 2022


LICK BUTTER

Means u lick butter/eat it

I lick butter because its tasty.

by BIG BOY BUTTER July 16, 2019