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1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.
2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
Someone that should be working but too busy slacking
Manjot get to work stop window licking
When someone tries to avoid conversation by making up excuses. The opposite of "Milking it".
He was eager for the conversation to end, he was really licking it.
Derived from suck my woomy. Low when abbreviated. Used as a insult, usually, and is also used with licky licky.
“Suck my woomy, do it.”
“Touch my woomy, do it.”
“Lick my woomy, do it.”
When you put Milk and Trix Cereal in a butthole and Lick it out.
When an individuals tongue goes around another individuals penis causing pleasure.
He girl, wanna lick around stick?