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a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob
o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
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a word used as a pet name.
or a fanny bandit aka faggot.
jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!
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This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.
This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.
Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"
Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"
"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol
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When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.
Double Peneatration the Scummy way.
O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"
The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin
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an expression used to signify stress
Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!
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Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y
"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"
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a bag filled with varietys of insect and animal shit.
DESHAWN: (ahahahah
TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)
{days later........}
Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)
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