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similar to the awkward turtle, place your hands on top of each other, except point your palms towards the awkward individual (representing the evolution of the ninja turtles to walk upright) and make punching/kicking gestures with your forefingers/thumbs
someone makes a sex joke in front of your parents.....what do you do?....awkward ninja turtle....
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A ninja who at one time or another is seen loving, dating, or in some other way pleasing a person of the Black race.
Ninja 1: So what are you doing after the mission is completed today?
Ninja 2: I'm taking my girlfriend Laquanda to popeyes chicken.
Ninja 1: Dude, you’re a nigger loving ninja.
After the dangerous mission, Kang decided to lust over an Ebony Magazine. His fellow ninjas labeled him as a nigger loving ninja.
If any of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever dated a black person, they would be considered a nigger loving ninja.
If Chuck Norris ever dated a black person (man or women), he would be considered a nigger loving ninja.
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the political and social organization by which the most powerful and wisest of ninjas from across the planet rule the universe to their bidding. It currently allows The Ninja to host a webshow called Ask A Ninja so that non ninjas see how weak we are
This has been an official broadcast from the International Order of Ninjas.
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You've been owned by the zing
I've been owned by the zing
You've been owned by teh zingggggg ninj
I've been owned by teh zingggggggg ninj
You've been pwned irl by t3h zing ninja.
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An indistructible being. You will try to fight this being and die...horribly. It will tear you to shreds then sleep with your whole family...shortly after the sex it will then kill them too.
The zombie ninja pirate killed my friend fucked his family and killing them shortly after!?!?? O NOES RUN!!
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A ninja that shoots arrows at you from off the screen. He uses magic not chakra and apparently has the ability to do a hadouken.
NL: Hey who are you
OSN: I'm the off screen ninja, i shoot at you from off the screen.
NL: How do you do that?
OSN: With magic!
NL:I thought ninjas used chakra
OSN: Hadouken***
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This is a debate that is often held in such areas as internet forums, chat rooms, and even in actual places such as cafiterias, homes, and cars of teenagers.
The idea of this debate is to prove once and for all who would win in a debate between a pirate and a ninja. Multiple things would be considered, such as relative skill, weaponry, and mental disposition toward killing.
Although the pirate would traditionaly carry a flintlock pistol, this gun was innacurate, and the ninja would probably throw a smoke bomb to make it harder for the pirate to see, or just dodge the bullet. The ninja could then kill the pirate with any weapon in his arsenal, ranged or melee, such as using shuriken, a blow gun, or his katana to dispatch the pirate.
In most circles, it is beleived that a ninja would defeat a pirate in an even fight, such as in a grassy field where neither of them could use the terrain to their advantage.
Other examples of these "fantasy duels" are whether Batman could take Chuck Norris, Crab vs. Lobster, whether U.S.S Enterprise could take the Star Destroyer, Samas Aran vs. Master cheif etc...
Geek 1:Who do you think would win in a fight in aninja vs. pirate duel?
Geek 2: Hey dude, a pirate is all like "arr," and they carry guns, so they would win in a fight.
Geek 1: Nah, ninjas would waste pirates because ninjas actually trained. Pirates just got drunk all the time.
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