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Air On The G-string

A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.

If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!

by QuacksO June 9, 2019


air time

used to describe the amount of time that elapses between having a bowl movement and flushing said turd down the toilet, allowing the stench to radiate to the surrounding atmosphere.

Dude! That's ripe! Way too much air time on that logger, man!

by PiledhighdeepPhd August 22, 2017


air time

The name for when someone is purposely being blanked.

Geoff: Man, Paul has put me on air time for a month!
Henry: Loser.

by tjmooree July 1, 2019


anti air

A really fat and ugly bitch who stops you from laying a rocket(attractive girl). She is usually the fat best friend of said girl.

Fuck, that flabby pig Uglock stopped me from banging some sweet rocket! She’s such a fucking anti air missile bro, why does she have to be friends with her?

by bicepawarenessmonth February 1, 2024


Vape air

A fine vaperizor store where you can see weird shit go down every day

Person one: I went to pick up some vape product and the shop owner was doing some weird shit

Person 2: that’s got to be vape air, weirdness happens all the time there

by Johndoe877 September 23, 2022


Air Force One Angel

Once being a set of noble men who made the ultimate sacrifice for the sake of their country. They do not fully die, though, and become something... more. In the wake of this transformation, they decide to wreak havoc on the one man who made them this way, President John D. Rockefeller. After this, their actions become somewhat of an enigma, hijacking the Air Force One for reasons beyond the understanding of people.

Johnny: Holy shit what's that thing in the Air Force One door?
Davis: It's the Air Force One Angel, Johnny.

by Howdy There Pardner! April 9, 2022


air canada roulette

The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.

We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.

by Cheo R September 24, 2022