An insult because nine inches of pie is such an odd number because nine inches of pie isn’t enough for abyone
You nine inch pie!
After eating Hot Chicken you hook up with an ovulating girl from a bar, fucker her and while simultaneously Cumming inside her shit shit out hot chicken everywhere.
Nashville Cream pie I Nashville Creampied a girl I picked up last night. Nashville Creampie
When you jizz on a midget's face then toss them out of bed.
Me: "Remember that midget stripper I brought home last weekend?"
You: "Unfortunately, yes."
Me: "I gave her a flying cream pie and this time I flung her all the way into the kitchen!"
You: "Nice."
I ate a pine needle pie last night and i've been picking pine needles out of my teeth all morning.
A type of orgy were 8 or more men try to cum in one vagina at the same time.
India " I was having a louisiana cream pie with the baseball team last night ".
I was fucking a This whore Bareback and shot my cum into her nice tight pussy. When I withdraw my hard cock I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Thai Cream Pie
1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.
2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.
I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...