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Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*
Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'
Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
TYSON HUNTER IS A GOAT A ROCKET LEAGUE
TYSON HUNTER IS A RL GOAT at RL.
People who are called al goat simulator are usually pale white boys with a strong nose and they look like they have durable skulls like a goat.
Khalat:"AL GOAT SIMULATOR"
the goat simulator: "cmon man"
A debate between people on who is the greatest player to play the sport. In football the Goat debate is currently between Messi and Ronaldo.
“I just think this goat debate will never end..”
The contagious positive energy created after someone makes someone else feel special. G.O.A.T. Greatest of All Time
THAT'S HOW YOU MILK A GOAT RIGHT THERE. HOW STRONG IS THE MILK OF A GOAT?
Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
My poor Billy Goat, Pilgor, got hit by a truck today! Don't worry, he's fine!