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Is a hair style a woman gets when she has been fucked really nice and hard missionary style. The back of her hair looks like a rat's nest.
The hooker walked out of the room with fuck me hair.
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When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles
Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!
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When a hairy man decides to let loose on a Friday happy hour, letting his chest hair out in public so the bitches come flocking. The primary goal of this move is to get laid. He's kept it hidden all week but when work ends on Friday, it's Chest Hair Friday!
You see your buddy at the bar on a Friday night, chest hair out in the open, and he's talking to a girl. You come over and say, "it's Chest Hair Friday!"
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A girls hair when she first wakes up and has no product in it. It is usually wavy and untamed. Girls usually proceed to add masses of chemicals and straighten the shit out of it.
Girl: I just woke up and my hair looks like shit!
Girl 2: No it's beautiful! It's princess-mermaid hair!
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Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.
The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.
Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.
Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.
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1) A unit of measurement, often used by tradesmen to describe small adjustments required.
2) commonly accepted to be less precise than a "red cunt hair", the finest hair measurement scale currently in use.
"Hey Scotty, shave a blond cunt hair off that pipe, she's not lining up bud"
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Any brown kid that gels his hair everyday to look like a guido. Often the gel gets to this persons head, making his vocabulary and grammar incorrect/limited/ made up.
Holy crap look at that sams hair gel.
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