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Dumb Ass (noun): A rare species of human with an IQ comparable to a turnip and the charm of a wet sock. Often found making decisions that defy logic and common sense. See also: @Swtchlikefagz.
Wow @Swtchlikefagz is such a dumb ass!
When two people, whether mentally challenged, or intoxicated, or both, decide to get into a fight by trying to do the moves of various martial arts, only to awkwardly fall over themselves doing kicks and flips in the most uncoordinated and clumsy manner. Often involves the two participants ripping off their shirts and yelling like in a cheap Kung Fu movie.
"At the party, two dudes got wasted and started to argue - later they were fighting in the parking lot. Both were trying Dumb Fu, but got more hurt hitting the ground or pulling their muscles doing these crazy moves, than actually hitting each other! It was so funny to watch!"
that dumb gay nigafagot is parked face forward what a weirdo!
When your dumb and anxious to meat your mom.
Why are you Anxiametrically Dumb.
The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".
"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"
"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.
Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.