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enormous penis

What you look at when you want your troubles to melt away and you want the happy times to stay.

I take a look at my enormous penis, and my troubles start melting away!

by lmai2 June 2, 2023

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apple penis

A penis with a large tip.

YO! he has an apple penis, It didn't fit.

by Hotdog5274 January 25, 2022


Penis Chest

A penis chest is someone who impersonates a wheetus nest and actively engage in homosexual activity. They may also post vents on their snapchat story, even though they bully people!

“what is a penis chest?”
“an active homosexual. see, that small guy in the beige hat over there is a penis chest!”

by therealwheetusnest April 13, 2023


penis trickle

When something turns you on so much a little comes out

That food was so good it made my penis trickle

by Disco D July 30, 2015


a penis greeting

When she wakes up to morning wood and is surprised.

Who Terry he gave me a penis greeting this morning!

by Dinglerbingle April 21, 2016


Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022


Penis Slangin’

When a person of the male gender purposefully and proudly flaunts his dick and balls.

Person 1: “We Penis Slangin’ for real bro”
Person 2: “Facts bro Penis Slangin’”

by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020