Milk and Eggs, Bitch

Snap quote for when someone makes a grievously wrong assumption about their circumstances.

Pulled from the movie Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. (For when the vegan dude wrongly assumed that Gelato was a vegan dish, to which the vegan police replied "MILK AND EGGS BITCH.")

"I thought McDs was open 24/7 though...."
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(other guy nearby, seeing his disappointment)- "Milk and Eggs, Bitch."

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Milk Cricket

The sexual act of putting live crickets (or grasshoppers) in your partner’s anus, then giving them an anal creampie.

Dude 1: Bro, how did your date go last night?
Dude 2: Good, we finished the night off with a Milk Cricket

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Milk DDR4 Stand

A stand that holds a power of dance skills and milk. I have used this once on my friend at school. I put it on his seat in the cafeteria without him looking. He sat on it. It exploded. After that I started to bust dance move.

"Im funna use my Milk DDR4 Stand"

Seth nut milk

Nut from a middle-aged white father.

Dad named Bill: Honey, after the gun show, you want some of my Seth nut milk?
Mom named Beth: o Yes!

Master woo Milk

A guy who is powered by milk and will shit on you in fortnite battle royal.

hey, i started drinking milk because of Master woo Milk

milk face

when you cum in your hand and slap a sleeping friend in the face.mainly a boy

yo i just milk faced brian so bad lastnight

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chicken n milk

A noun that refers to a sexy girl, that is more than likely off limits, or trouble, for one reason or another. Comes from the Idea that chicken and milk steroids give hotties a apple bottom and nice breasts

There was chicken n milk all over the restaurant, but I didnt want my girl to know I was hungry.

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