Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
Taking a dump at every establishment you visit in a day.
"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"
When you cough so hard that you fart or poop
–Omg did you just do a pooping cough?
–Wait you heard that over my loud-ass coughing?
Someone who will come in your bathroom and take your poop even if you are still crapping
Josh is such a poop dictator he did it to me yesterday
A bunch of people going places together and collectively pooping on things.
Guy 1: Dude, Jen has been a huge bitch lately, should we send in the poop brigade?
Guy 2: Yes! I have been meaning to get the brigade together to launch another poop attack!
Guy 1: Sweet, I'll pass out the prunes and laxative!
A mountain snow creature that loves poop, most commonly found in Dundalk, Maryland.
Watch out for katelyn shes a poop yeti.
Hey stop that poop yeti!!
when a person has a fetish of holding their poop in days on end
dam he is so constipated he must be a poop holder