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When you have anal sex with your partner and prolapse their anus, the. Proceed to put their prolapse between two hotdog buns… man what a Tuesday.
So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
Someone people would try to deny knowing if they were seen hanging out with him.
Girl- I dont know Barney the purple dinosaur!
Kids at school- We saw you hanging out with him, we know it was you!
When you squeeze a girls nipples so hard she screams her way into an orgasm
Last night Tod gave me a purple screamer!
That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell
Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole
the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch
Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.
The name of something secretive, like a plan or something that you're not supposed to be doing
person 1: purple lapiz
person 2: *hands over the drugs*
The approximate 9:00 pm death of individuals that go by the name “Mary Jane Smith.”
Purple and white was the last thing I saw before Mary went missing.