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Eating someone’s ass then kissing their eyes therefore giving the individual pink eye.
I’d only give my worst enemy a Russian winter/Serbian blindness
the fatest half dutch 24.9 procent asian and 25.1 procent russian likes to eat fufu and likes to play tennis
hey
hey you look like a max russian
nah i dont like fufu and tennis
When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass
Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.
Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.
Examples of Russian BOTulism:
“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”
“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!