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Sleep

Why don't you try to get some instead of looking up this useless definition!

Sleep

It's unobtainable

by Army of turtle land December 13, 2022


Sleep

Sleep refers to either 2 things.

One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.

Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.

Example 1:

Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."

Example 2:

Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."

by Sonic Titan August 8, 2024


Sleep Face

The face one has when driving home after eating too much caramel indulgence cake.

Also refers to a permanent facial condition caused by over using the popular narcotic, "Sleep".

Caramel cake was a bad choice, should have went with the molten volcano vanjmoresdf? cake instead. Now I have to drive all the way home with total sleep face.

Or

Check out that chicks sleep face, looks like it has been cold boiled for hours!

by Fantana2012 June 4, 2013


Sleeping Nutsack

When a man's genitals fall asleep for an unknown reason and then have a prickly sensation when waking back up.

"Dude I just woke up."
"So."
"I think I got a case of the sleeping nutsack."
"What?"
"OH, Shit! Here come the pricklies!

by jew-face cockmonger bitch-dick March 31, 2011


gay sleep

when u sleep homosexually

Me: i need gay sleep
Egg: There is no such thing
Rick: Yes there is

by Jixou April 2, 2024


Bowl of Sleep

When you go to sleep eating nothing because you're living in poverty

Kid: Mom I'm hungry what's for dinner?
Mom: A bowl of sleep, now get to bed!
Kid:Awww

by Bandama October 19, 2022


Drip-sleep

That midway point between sleep and awakeness.

I was drip-sleeping in class because I got no sleep last night.

by Beating around the bush March 18, 2021