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the best show in the world where amazing dancers do amazing dances and then get voted off until the best is left
maggie: did you see lacey last night on so you think you can dance
lizzie: OMG i think im gonna commit suicide i missed the whole episode
maggie: o well lacey was amazing but ya i would kill myself too if i missed it
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1.the commonly used phrase for trying to hit on a girl you believe to be out of your league when the clock is ticking and you only have a moments chance to impress her.
2.pick up line FAIL
hot girl texting
*load her groceries, then look in her eyes (this is your chance!)
guy, "so, how bout that weather we're having?"
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A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.
He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
Because nobody was gonna buy them anyway might as well make a lot off the people that do
Person 1“Why is the urban dictionary mug so expensive”
Person 2“Idk did you wanna buy one?”
Person1“No..”
A question that has multiple meanings, depending on the situation in which it is used. It can be used on people who have never heard it to get a strange reaction. Some possible synonyms would be:
1. How do you smoke so much in one day?
2. How come you're so cool when you smoke?
3. How do you manage to be high on drugs like that?
Just use it whenever you have nothing to say. Find yourself in an awkward moment? Lighten it up! YU smoke so good? :D
Person 1: Man, why you smoke so good?
Person 2: Cuz i keep that bag!
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Nobody:
Da bois: Feel so clean like a Money Machine-a
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it's a great respond to fixing a moment of silence lasting anywhere between 5 to 10 minutes. works great on dates. if said sarcastically, u will usually get a laugh & the funny thing is that it will stimulate a conversation.
we just sat there eating our dinner without much dinner conversation. i had to use one of my lines and said: "so what should we talk about?" she giggled and started babbling about something that happened at school, i pretended i was interested but i could stop staring at her cleavage. at the end of the night, she told me i was a great listener and conversationlist. hahhahahahahaa!
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