The Voiceless One

A god, The god of anything weird, The best god, A drug dealer, The greatest man alive

Zane is The Voiceless One

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Worst One

A Flat Head Screw

My errector set is the worst one because it has a metric fuckton of flat head screws for me to slip off of and cut open my fucking thumb.

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One Pumped

Verb: When a man gets a hand hon and cums in one stroke

Did you hear what Shelly did to John?
Ya, she one pumped him!

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Warm Ones

The beer they drink in England.

Englishman: Lets go get a twelve-pack of warm ones for the party

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one up

:When a male places a female's leg on his shoulder during sexual intercourse, usually following the missionary position.

"Yaa! Stacie, I'm going one up so I can ram you deeper bitch! MMM, now make a wish for daddy."

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tie one on

To get sloshed

My brain is getting mushy and picled by alcohol, resulting in staggering and falling over which compounds the sloshing.

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one ballgina

The act of stuffing your cock and one testicle between your legs, while leaving one testicle out. Therefore creating a vagina with one ball. hence, the one ballgina.

1)have you ever tried stuffing your cock and one ball between your legs?
Yeah dude it's called a one ballgina

2)check out that guys one ballgina. It is revolting.

3)that guys one ballgina turns me on. It's so majestic.

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