ice cream shitter

Some who's shit doesn't stink

I Am not an ice cream shitter ,you know

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cream cheese nerds

nerds from philly

Q: How the fuck does the term salty have anything to do with Philly?
A: Prolly just a bunch of cream cheese nerds hacking urban dictionary

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ice cream come

1. Female come.
2. Pleasant tasting ejaculate.
3. Attractive person.

1. Becky surprised me with a face full of ice cream come last night. Ya could have warned me that she's a gusher.
2. Billy shagged like a Greek god but I was hoping for some ice cream come. It was still worth the wait.
3. Woah that's a walking pool of ice cream come.

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Whip your Cream

A more formal way to say Beat your Meat. Masturbation at its finest.
Leave some freshly whipped cream for some strawberries!

1. "You're so horny man. Go Whip your Cream, duh."

2. James:"Dude, I Whipped my Cream so hard, and now the cream's everywhere!"
Robby :"You're absolutely disgusting James..."

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Cream pie desert

After a man ejaculates into a females ass hole he slowly bends down to slurp it all down his throat and trade it to the females mouth through a kiss on the lips

Last night I gave Wendy a free cream pie desert.

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Scallion Cream Cheese

A joke of a cream cheese.

how about that scallion cream cheese

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cream arse fucker

Some one who fucks people with a creamy arse(a cream arse fucker)

My dad is a cream arse fucker so are all my friends.

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