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Jacob

Jacob. Theres 2 kinds. Height wise: they can be really tall.... Or really short. Personality wise: The ones who are real assholes and then these ones >> The guy of your dreams but you dont see it right away. He is a real gentleman when he is dating a girl and the best part about being with a Jacob is joking around him. He is the funniest kid you will ever meet.A cute guy. Personality is great. He has a temper as big as his dick. He is sometimes sweet but don't let that hide his dirty mindedness.One of the best friends you will ever have. You'll fall for him quickly but he won't think that he's good enough or he'll be so clueless he'll never pick up on it. Super good looking and caring, very sweet and innocent. The worst heartbreak you'll ever have.He is sweet and considerate to everyone, and is always willing to lend a helping hand.He can always be there for you, and doesn't rely on anyone to deal with his problems. Sweetest guy on earth, makes you happy when you are sad, will hold you in his arms at tough times and when you are cold, funny, smart and out smarts a bunch of people, loving, smiles a lot, super romantic, flirty, can make you smile within a minute(unless you have no soul), great hugger, most honest guy you'll ever meet, and he is totally respectful to women.

girl-why are you crying
crying girl-jacob doesn't like me

by StoneColdFacts November 21, 2023


Jacob

Either a tall kid who has curly hair , and bad breath or a kid who does devious giggles.

Jacob your over reacting

by Dherky December 1, 2022


Jacob

A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.

Bro you're almost as good as Jacob at Hunger Games.

by ChinchyNewt1 August 4, 2019


Jacob

Very fat, super gay and has the head of Steve from Minecraft

Guy1: Did you see that Jacob?
Guy2: Yeah eww I might puke

by P00NSlay3r22 October 20, 2019


Jacob

Jacob is a fuck boy. he used harriet for the summer punani. it lasted too long he had to lie to her when they broke up. lol

sike she a hoe who fucks haaris. jacob gets girls pregnant in spain and sheffield 2 weeks after they break up. lol what a life.

jacob has a small willay ps hes gay

by ilikemumslol May 1, 2022


Jacob

Fucken legend, defo has mate called Cameron who’s like 6’7 and has some mad wig.

Jacob also has no legs cause his dad hits him

Jacob: want a drink lad

Mate: nah

Jacob: Ye having a fucken drink

by Ye mar August 16, 2018


Jacob

QT

JACOB IS A QT

by Marty Cooper November 16, 2020