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The moment that you realize something you thought was impossible is, in fact, quite simple.
It's not the actual cardboard that's the barrier; it is the puppy's lack of knowledge about it being penetrable. Shouldn't last much longer than the first time he decides to lick the dogfort.
Going down on a woman while wearing a muzzle.
He muzzle licked a smile on my face.
a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail
titty licking dog no
doggy lick
doggy put your dick away
When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt
I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting
I wanna lick your butt <3
A phrase that surmounts all possible ways to "call it". Basically the dynamite to rock-paper-scissors. This phrase originated from the primary schools of Etobicoke, Canada by Serbian kids in the 90s.
"I get the middle seat, called it!"
"No, I get middle seat! Called it, stamped it, licked it, nailed it!"
"Damn"
Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
A bonehead move that you knew wasn't going to turn out well, but which you did anyway.
Dude, why did I think a night of tequila shots before the final exam was a good idea? I totally should have known I was licking a sled.