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Total stud. The type of guy your mom won't stop talking about you marrying and all the other girls are jealous of.
You finally found yourself a Mike Haggerty.
When the ratio of women to men is significantly in favor of men.
Yo that party last night was garbage it had mike’s ratio.
Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))
"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"
When you want to say "holy shit!" but enjoy the Five Nights at Freddy's franchise a little too much.
Holy Mike Shmidt FNAF! I just broke my arm on a wall!
A gay man before coming out of the closet properly, he jokes about his friend being gay to help facilitate his own out coming.
Jesus Gleavy, you're being a bit of a Mike pie again. Don't you think it's time you find yourself?
micheal afton but shorter
random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing