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One more dumb way that the government tries to control us.
Bush: "I think that we should have road rules so I cantrol these freaks even more than I already do."
The term used when you have to decide just what you wanna' do to the guy in the next lane that just cut you off, and almost killed you.
"That's it! Road Rules apply, and now it's my turn.."
An imagined blue sphere of unspoken truths from the previous evening's escapades.
Person 1: How was your date last night?
Person 2: Lets just say, after we went back to my house, I had to get out the road pony.
A sick wheelie you pull on your BMX cruising down Sheil cos your so excited that you’re going to meet your dealer and finally get your fix
Lad 1 “Did u see Leanne fly past then lad! She was pulling the sickest Sheil Road Wheelie I’ve ever seen”
Lad 2 “ahhh she must be buzzing to get her fix the mad cunt”
When you are on the bus and get stopped at a red light, and another bus pulls up in the lane next to you. The driver is a road comrade, and your driver will salute them in respect, and if you are lucky, will start speaking fluent Russian. Witnessing the interaction between a bus driver and a road comrade is said to bring about joyous and happy times to come.
As the bus stopped at the pedestrian crossing, my bus driver saluted a pulled up road comrade with a few Russian phrases before continuing on his way.
The home of all Chaldeans where they think they own shit and run 15 mile. Dream market is the hangout. All these uftys in their rams and scar packs driving up and down ryan with their breezes in their mouths.
“This ufty just cut me off on ryan road in his ram”
A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."