biG dAdDy sWamP a$$ d1s niBBa is a FRIGGIN cUti3 he eats peoples asses and sucks people off really good give him a call if yall boys ever need a blow or a hand job
molly: Ethan you suck hard
Ethan: that will be 20 dollars please
A God who created the Deep Space
-Wow that shit is lit
-Yes it's Deep Space created be God Ethan
Ethans are perverts and they need to get a grip on life.
"Hey Ethan how was your weekend?"
"It was great, thanks — I jerked off to a bunch of anime girls!"
"Bruh what"
Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.
Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!
Wow that must be ethan because he is going down on that guy.