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A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.
I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
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This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm
Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.
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A quote made up from Marcy Background- Sex and candy. To be totally awsome.
whoa! Atticus Bellamy is totally super fly
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n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.
"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"
*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*
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Someone who plays the style of guitar that's called a flying V.
Dale's a Badass flying V guitar player! Pure raw talent & genius
A meme found in TORN, a text-based crime game. Originally used as a sarcastic reply to a player complaining in the forums about a certain in-game event limiting his ability to make money in-game. It is now used, by changing a word or two, as a karma-grabbing reply to many complaints in the forums.
"The airport is shut down because of the Dirty Bomb, and I can't fly for plushies."
"Oh no, your Flying Income"
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its spelt jonny u retard but . . . . .eh.. . . . hu cares anyway its jus jonny , the size of a premature walnut.
soz but i gotta write sumthin here even tho i dont need to.
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