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moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
I'm going Moon Gooning tonight
gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.
Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.
Moon Gooning is when you harvest the skull and blood of a Bison or a Elk and you start Gooning under the moon
and you soak yourself in the blood and wear the skulls
"Hey dude, wanna go Moon Gooning? Its great night time activity."
It is when a person takes a drug known as peyote and goes into a forest kills an elk wears its head and skin and goons at the moon.
"I went moon gooning with the natives yesterday."
When you go out and behead a buffalo then goon into the the head under a full moon a licensed Jelcker must be present.
Me and my buddies wanted to go moon gooning last weekend but we couldn't find a Jelcker.
The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.
I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!