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Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.

Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.

by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020


level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board

level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board is a way to start a sentence. You only use this on special occasions. or when your rizzing up someone.

O My GOD YOU HAVE level 5 gyatt rizz livvy dunne rizzing up baby gronk ice spice wat da dawg doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim zyzz creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board. You are next leval

by March 27, 2024

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toilet hawking

To secretly watch someone on the toilet through the space between the door and the wall of a bathroom stall.

"I saw you out there toilet hawking me!"

by C. Sproungler December 14, 2013


Toilet monkey

A toilet monkey is a person of Arab dissent.
It is a derogative term used to insult and degrade people from the Middle East

McGrath is a toilet monkey

by Jack McGrath October 25, 2022


Three toilet paper emojis

When you pass toilet paper to shipmate
Nice try chief😂

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Three Toilet paper emojis

You thought!

by Three toilet paper December 10, 2021


Schrödinger's Toilet

When the toilet is clogged with toilet paper, so you've flushed it over and over until you're at the point where you have no idea if the weight from the water will finally flush it or if the toilet's gonna overflow. That near-future toilet now exists in a superposition of being flushed and overflowing on the floor with your shit, so your planning brain has to treat it like both outcomes have happened (toilet superposition) as you pull the handle.

With that flush, I had come to the point of Schrödinger's Toilet. It was salvation or death. There was no turning back now.

by SeagullSpit May 22, 2022


Toilet water

Toilet water is the water that splash’s your balls after you take a fat shit.

God damn it! The toilet water splashed my balls!”

by RomanTurkey April 19, 2023