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exactly what i typed. also a perfect friend. I love you :)
Person A: wow that’s a literal pine tree
Person B: they make me happy
A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.
"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"
a girl who only ever goes for boys taller than her
friend 1: “have you noticed that girl rachel has only dated guys that are taller than her?”
friend 2: “yeah shes a real tree climber”
perv... usually in custody with other pervs and snitches... skinhead torpedo ventually sticks him...good job...skinheads are the regulators.
He's a tree climber---lets fuck him with a shank.
Another name for handjobs named after the African milk tree
“Did you get lucky?”
“No but she was milking the tree!”
The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!
Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.
When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads