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When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon
"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."
Saw off the ears of a skidmark, then boil them hell out of them with some onions, celery, parsley, dill if you prefer. Two hours at least. Five hours makes it worthwile. Then just ladle it boiling hot and pour it down a deserving one’s throat.
That rapist deserves some eerie soup!
What happens when wood chips are floating in the water used to put out bon/campfire making a soupy consistency.
Robert: “Tom you put out the fire this time!”
Tom: “No! I’m not gonna see Grandma Babushka’s Forbidden Soup!”
Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).
Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.
When someone gathers a bunch of people to fuck in the back of a taxi
Did you hear about mason?
He likes to Volunteer at random soup kitchens
When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus
Ahh fuck man Young inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my white Lexus