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When you take a shit and use the shit water as lube to jerk off
I sat on the toilet for so long I decided to give myself a mississippi soup kettle
The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter
Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?
A gathering of lesbians for the purpose of sex
Are you going to the Hungarian Soup Party tonight? I can’t wait to lap that up.
When you cum in your homie's ass and when you pull out it partially prolapses, thus resembling a soup dumpling.
Fred gave him the biggest soup dumpling of his life, he couldn't walk after.
Someone who craves the ass, licking and kissing the anal, a lot of tongue is involved. They would much rather have soup dumplings.
That Texas baddie eats up soup dumplings, she claims to not be hungry, but slurps up the soup
When 4 or more people/friends are off their barnett in a bathroom.
Fucking hell no words, just soup kichen.
Soup flavoured soup is a mystery is all, but soup flavoured soup is really just water. Soup without flavour - stockcube water. Flavourless stockcube water? Water. Soup flavoured soup is actually bitterly disappointing; don't buy it. You're wasting your money - take it from someone who knows.
Soup flavoured soup is boring - where's the alcohol at?
Soup flavoured soup is a deceit.
Don't buy soup flavoured soup; you're wasting your money.
Soup flavoured soup helps keep you hydrated - don't forget to bring it to the gym on hot days!
You are soup flavoured soup.