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this is a correction of grammer and name for the one that was posted before this one
Turtle Lei stands for short, small eyes, gamer raging trash player at almost any game he plays
random dude: headshots with AK in a perfectly normal way that does not require an explaination to know how he headshoted him
turtle lei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HACKER IMA GO REPORT THIS MF
a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle
Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"
A reverse turtle neck is when you go in to get a vasectomy and they remove your foreskin and or one testicle.
“My dad went in for a vasectomy and they gave him a reverse turtle neck” (they took his foreskin)
When an uncircumcised guy makes a shot glass out of his foreskin and pours a shot for his mate to enjoy.
Nando gave that stripper a turtle shot!!!
When you throw a pie-tin full of whipped cream at someone’s back and it sticks to their back like a turtle shell.
“Wow, Elijah just got done turtle-backing Jeremy!”
A person who claims to be an amateur level rocket league player.
That fuck wit over there is a real turtle mclovin.