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Wank royale

When one masturbates with a condom on

Guy 1: I could never cheat on my girlfriend, I think I love her.
Guy2: If the buildup get's too much for you, you can borrow one of my condoms, have a wank royale.
Guy 2: Oh thanks dude

by The Stone Age March 02, 2021


The Lifetime Wank Award

When Some Takes Ages To Cum While Masturbating

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award

by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 23, 2010


Wank Euphoria

That happy feeling you get as soon as you bust a nut. This only last a few seconds.

-Wank Euphoria

by Dr. Aneurysm May 03, 2016


volcan mind wank

when one masturbates without actually touching him/her self

look up andy hoad on facebook he likes to volcan mind wank

by go go gadget dick March 27, 2011


Waiting wank

Waiting wack is when you have enough time to wank one out to pass the time for whatever it is you are waiting for

I was waiting for my food order so I went into the bathroom and did a quick Waiting wank to pass the time

by Scribe-Blur June 12, 2017


Wank n' spank

is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.

For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”

When I'm horny it is tempting to go wank n' spank.

by Bill Beef July 04, 2025


Danger Wank

Masturbating using a vibrator on the highest setting until both your legs go temporarily paralysed

I can't walk I just danger wanked everywhere

by PseudonymD August 15, 2017