That tree you get from the trap house walk-up window service that's $15 a gram.
Dude is out of town, we're gonna have to get window weed.
Find a nice young lady and drag her underneath the overhanging slut weed.
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You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.
Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed
A farmer that farms weed. Usually they are pro-weed, otherwise they would farm something a lot more people would buy, like oranges or apples.
James grows weed plants in his farm, and thus he is a weed farmer.
When your not ugly but your not cute so your ugly weed
Man your boy best friend is a ugly weed
The shortage of marijuana in a community for a prolonged period of time.
“Hey do you know that guy?”
“Yeah! I used to get bud from him, well before The Weed Famine.”
The source of all known calamity, and prophesized to be the cause of the end of the world. In the end, he steals everyone's weed, he rolls it into one big blunt, and smokes it all in one puff. The only known survivor of this event is Mike27356894. Evil Pumpkin (weed) is also known as the Anti-Mike, and or Anti-Christ.
Jameyboah: Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Evil Pumpkin (weed): Evil Pumpkin (weed)
Mike27356894: I'm gonna Mike. Evil Pumpkin (weed)