I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism
def. When you try and carry really hard as a top laner, but everything else fails so hard that makes it difficult to win. You can also use Dylnuh
Player A: I'm just with a hard case of Dylanism last time
Player B: Shit, got queue'd with shit team all the time?
Player A: Yeah, it sucked.
The best of parts Nazism and Stalinism.
I follow a protocol of euthanasia, inspired by Dylanism
To talk about something nobody for a long period of time
My friend suffers from dylanism
The man. The myth. The child molester. Dylan hester is one of the many retarded children. Most known for Wit Kettle. This man is very autistic and can't even spell his name
Man 1"You heard if dylan hester the child molester"
Man 2"That Wit Kettle kid"
Man1"yeah. He's a bit autistic"
When som1 comes back from the barber with a dead trim
Dylan came back from the barber with a dylan dead trim
A demi-god, often referred to as 'Eugene'. He is crazy, goofy and a bit of a drama queen. He is good at his comedy and is an all-round crazy human being. The way he brings food everywhere, how his friends could be all eating sweets and he is just there with his pastie'
Person: 'Hey Eugene'
Dylan M__________: 'Hi'
Person: 'See you even respond to it!'