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An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.
Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!
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When you are walking barefoot on a wood floor and make a sharp turn your foot makes a fart sound
I turned to walk out of the room and my foot made a foot fart sound on the wood floor
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I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?
Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.
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fart balls is ball sack that smells like fart
girl- you want head?
boy-yeah *balls fart*
girl- mmm alright
girl-*pulls down pants*
boy- *starts getting nervous*
girl- smells fart balls
boy- suck my fart balls
girl- alright
boy- hehe
girl- starts growing fart balls and pp
boy-uh
girl- *pegs the boy*
boy- my asshole is streching 12 inches..
girl- *shit cums*
the end :)
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A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.
Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.
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BE CAREFUL! OR THE MS. WILL DROP A BIRD FART ON YOUR HEAD!
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The noise a trifle makes when you take out the first spoon full.
James was the first to plunge his spoon into the trifle. It made a loud trifle fart noise as the spoon emerged laden with the creamy mixture.
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