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When you have sex in the dark with a girl that thinks you're a different person but you aren't aware she mistook you until after the deed is done.
"How'd you lose your virginity?"
"Oh, I pulled a Casper The Friendly Ghost, once I realized she mistook me for someone else I got the hell out of there!"
Praying while operating a vehicle.
Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”
Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”
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when a woman is pursued by a man who claims he really likes her a lot, but then is suddenly told by the man that he needs space to discern the religious life, she gets holy-ghosted
Girl 1: "I can't believe I'm getting holy-ghosted! I thought he really liked me."
Girl 2: "hm... is he in disciples of the word?"
Girl 1: "yeah! how'd you know?"
1. a girl who's ass ceases to amaze, a truly epic ass.
2. someone who guides you to get a lot of ass with tried and true techniques.
3. buttfucking a girl at exactly 2am on Christmas day.
1. alison? she's truly the ghost of christmas ass.
2. that kid really helped me hit that like a pro. he's like the ghost of christmas ass or something, with the shit he knew.
3. dude, i hit that at 2 am last christmas, it was the ghost of christmas ass!
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A car trick, done by setting the car in neutral then allowing for the car to roll ahead or down a hill, while the driver walks along side the car to give an impression of a ghost driving the car, without letting it get out of control of course.
I was Ghost Riding The Whip when my car spun out and hit a pedestrian
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To leave using a reference to the movie Ghost, starring Patrick Swayze.
Do you you have to leave?
Yeah, I'm ghost like Swayze
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I Am Ghost (IAG) is one of the fucking best hardcore/goth/screamo bands in the world. At Bamboozle Left 2009, they were the only band requested by the crowd for an encore. They were THAT amazing.
They have lyrics that will chill you to the bone.
"Her eyes still glow like heaven. Broken, unsound, cut her wings off"
Band Members:
Steven Juliano
Timoteo Rosales III
Ron Ficarro
Justin McCarthy
Chad Kulengosky
This band isn't sappy emo kid music.
All of their lyrics are fucking amazing.
"Hey did you see I Am Ghost at Bamboozle Left 2009?"
"Dude YES. Steve was dancing like a maniac on stage and I was screaming the loudest for an encore!"
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