a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008

person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird

changing her name

referring to marrying someone, and thereby changing their last name.

"I love Sarah so much, I'm thinking of changing her name"

<Your Name Here>

<Your Name Here> is legitimately the coolest person I will ever meet. <Your Name Here> is so brilliant I could write a copypasta about <Your Name Here>

I love <Your Name Here>! -everyone

name starts with V

People that are gay and are cheating on their boyfriend

They are not loyal cause their name starts with V

Jack (name)

What's in the box?

It's a Jack (name) in the box.

National send tits to a name that starts with B

The 29th of each month

Him: Yo u gonna send tits it’s National send tits to a name that starts with B day

Her: ok sure *sends tits*

gem stone name

Your gem stone name is the first 3 letters of your birth month, the second letter of your first name, the 3 first letters of your mother's name and lastly add the letters i t e to the end and thats your gem stone name

"Hey whats your gem stone name. Mine is Deceariite